10:08 p.m. - 2006-01-11
mark of the beast.
Please go put on the happiest song you know right now.
okay now that youve done that I will tell you something...
I have a job.
A real live job of my very own!
I was told yesterday that an offer letter was being drafted for me!
HOO-FUCKING-RAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Ive been a temp for far too long.
Although I never had to do the horrible walk up at 5am get ready and wait for a call temping it was my first and last, (Im not going to say hopefully last because if I have to do it again I will slit my throat.)
So as of the 25th of this year I will be able to once again buy drugs at reduced price, be sick and get to stay in bed(although now that we dont have cable really what is the point?) take a vacation.
I knew I did the right thing when I didnt let the office parish from the carbon monoxide leak.
And you know how Ive had this thing for getting engaged and married?
Well just this past weekend J put things in order and the order is this:
Secure myself a job.
Buy a house.
Get a ring
Have a wedding.
Push a tiny human out of my crotch.
See! See whats right there at #1! Ive already crossed it off!
woo hoo!
Im only 4 steps from having a dilated cervix!
weee!
Speaking of cervixes..my mother called me today at work.
Because the cats had brought 4 pairs of socks into a box, obviously they were planning on running away(her words not mine..and she was joking. I think) I was like:
"so the cats are going to hit the road in a box run on socks?"
She mentioned some other family members that werent covered in fur.
I think my dad is going to see some chinese medicine doctor.
But the major part of the convo was about the cats and this box.
How come she gets to stay home all day and get high while I work? That is so unfair.
She is obviously very bored with her new stay at home and get high m.o.
I would be to. Seriously the cats sleep most of the day so what is there to laugh at?
One time she played tetris for 14 hours straight.
Yes folks I come from great genes.
but my major discovery of the day was
this: Organic cotton candy...in..licorice flavor.
I wet myself a bit when I saw it.
My two favorite things in the world combined atlast.
They also had maple flavor.
Obviously the world is ending.
I got a job.
Cats are finally smarter than humans and made a cardboard car that runs on wool.
Licorice flavored cotton candy.
Ive been to the gym 3 days in a row.
These are all signs people.
Next thing you know the Leafs will win the Stanley Cup.
hahahahaha!
yeah. okay worlds not ending.
But I must find the maker of the cotton candy and give him my first born.
