1:22 a.m. - 2005-12-31
magic in the misty morn
My leg just had a spasm and I kicked the leg of the table.
Im such a gimbly.
Im not going to bitch and moan about tomorrow night anymore. My m.o is going to be "drink,drink,DRINK!.passout."
I looked at the bag 'o' cheese to see if I knew any cheeses as I forgot to ask what they were...which is helpful to tell your guests.
3 have labels, the other will be fantastic cheeses of mystery.
I LOVE cheese.
My ears hurt so much right now. It feels sort of like when I got my tongue pierced..swollen, hot and weird.
Sometimes I wish I still had my tongue pierced. But you cant eat spaghetti.
More proof that I am magic: the other day I took my contacts out (even though I did this by touching my own eyeball this is NOT the magical part.)
about 15 to 25 minutes later I walked by my contacts case and noticed something on the side of the lid. Since I now had my crooked glasses on I realised that it was my left contact.
I just opened these ones so it was a pang of "oh fuck a waste of money."
I thought...hmmm can I use magic to save this contact lense? lets find out!
I took some solution and remoistened it. worked it for awhile, one side was sort of wavy around the edge. I decided I would put it back in the case and if it was still wavy in the morning then I would consede defeat.
But over night my magic kicked in and by morning the contact was fresh and excited to assist me in seeing clearly.
MAGIC.
Im sorry its late.
sleepy time now.
proper 2005 recap bullshit tomorrow..it will be called
"the year of many jobs"
and at the end I will cry.
