10:46 p.m. - 2005-12-28
sleep tight
Before I get started I thought Id do a little public service announcement:
Yesterday I discovered real magic! In my shopping spree of cleaning supplies I picked up the aptly named Mr.Clean Magic Eraser. And really it is.
I have no clue what it actually is other than a sort of styrofoam brick and I probably dont want to know how it works sort of like the caramilk secret for housewives. If you havent experianced the pure magic of this eraser then I highly suggest you leave right now and purchase this object.
Your life will not be the same.
Seriously folks it took tire marks off my wall! TIRE MARKS!
go.now.
NOW!
Ive got ipod ear.
Bah.
Much like when I was very young and played Ninetendo and got Ninetendo thumb.
Ive somehow gotten what feels like a zit in my ear.
merry.christmas.
Although strangly enough my face is blissfully free of any mark....this is a sacrifice Im willing to make. I can easily hide my ears, although Im well schooled in hiding my face.
Its all about sacrifices. Im like Jesus that way.
The posh spa here has a special massage for "Blackberry thumb" I fucking wish I was joking.
Obviously Blackberry users did not have a Ninetendo. Id feel like the BIGGEST dork in the world spending 60 dollars to get someone to massage scented oil into my thumb. It would be way too phallic for me as well. Like a mime handjob on a midget or something.
ew.
(the ew is about the thumb massage not the mime midget handjob.)
If I ever get found on google for anything I hope its that last line.
Im listening to Sebadoh.
"Soul and Fire"
I used to fucking love them...especially this song.
I remember it being a break up song I used for someone..obviously I was deeply affected as I have no clue as to who. Probably Ben as he was into Sebadoh.
See I can name everyone I had sex with..almost.
Obviously I loved Dinosaur Jr. I remember seeing them at Lollapalooza the year they played it and during Dino.jr I was in the mosh pit and saw my foster sister about two feet away who also loved them and we were jumping around being hosed down by the security guys, singing along, then we looked at each other and gave the thumbs up and I hoisted her up and then someone hoisted me up and we crowd surfed.
Oh.my.god. I cant even imagine doing that now. It seems so incredibly dangerous. Im getting an adrenaline rush just thinking about it.
Im putting this song on my ipod.
Now on to the The Divine Comedy.
If you are not familiar with them I highly recommend. If you like Jarvis Cocker then you will like Divine Comedy. Both have voices that are drugs.
get addicted!
Recently (about a year after the NYC hipsters it would seem-which for Toronto is about right, in another 5 years Newfoundland will hear about this-which I can totally say because its true.) I have listened to a girl named Joanna Newsom, her voice is a bit Bjork/Regina Spektor/Blossom Dearie, which is to say not for everyone, I find it sweet and enduring.
She plays the harp.
J is watching Eddie Izzard, who has the honour of being the only comedian I have seen live. twice. Hilarious.
Work was so boring. Why they have office admin in during xmas holidays is beyond me. I changed lightbulbs.
exciting
night.night
