11:24 p.m. - 2005-12-22
sisters are doing it for themselves.
Hi expensive chair! You are comfy and make me look stylish just sitting near you. You make my house smell like leather.
Jonathan Adler has these ceramic containers that have things like "prozac" "uppers" "downers" and "dolls" written on them.
Yes I want them.
I want all his stuff.
Design fever hits me.
I joined the gym. A christmas gift that keeps on giving. I need to do it.
It has private showers. I hate communal showers.
ew.
I talked to my sister today.
I didnt always get along with her.
5 years apart is a big gap at certain ages.
We discussed xmas and how we hate it.
Were both funny because we dread it all except for the part where me and her get together and have a million inside jokes. We have this thing where we insult each other with funny things.
"Atleast I dont smell like pickles"
"Im glad my hair doesnt look like broccoli"
etc. etc.
We make up stupid things and make everyone else do them. One year it was scrunching up our faces and giving the finger, one year we shrugged our shoulders with hand gestures and said "who knew?" we both do the "ok" sign by looking through the "O" if we give thumbs up we do both and right beside our faces.
We pretend were not drunk and high. We do eloborate photo shoots that tell a story.
I used my sister when she was 13 in a photo assignment for my photography class. I put her in these red shorts that I wore under dresses and fashioned a halter top out of fun fur and a shoe lace. We dragged some antique furniture out to the back yard and took photos. They were stunning. People in my class thought she was older than me! Like me she was also blessed with looking 21 from an early age. I brought her to a 19+ show when I was 19 and she was 14 and they carded me but not her!
I love my sister a lot.
We always joke that when one of us gets married we should have a sister dance. We make up eloborate dance routines just in case, we usually do it to "sisters are doing it for themselves" In the end we will probably do it to some short but silly song.
The tree is up and decorated.
Im from the school of crazy tree.
As Ive mentioned before I have ornaments of cheese, pickles, darth vader, giant victorian glass things, yellow submarines, mushrooms.
All my friends have adult decor magazine trees. They have colour scemes and only two or three different types of ornaments.I think Im the only one with multi coloured lights.
I always imagined that when I had kids I would do a kids tree and a parents tree. The kids tree would be in their own area and they could do whatever, adult tree would be in the common area and would have a theme.
I have a lot of birds on my tree over 30.
Im drunk by the way. I didnt mean to be but I poured myself a small gin and tonic and then I was going to have another so I poured my 40 dollar small batch gin into my glass after shaking the bottle and thinking there only sounded like another shot in there so might as well. OOPS..turns out there is like more than a half a highball of gin. Since I pored it on ice I couldnt put it back in the bottle so I transfered it to my large juice cup and added more ice and an appropriate amount of tonic.
I finally talked to S in Vancouver.
Her ex is such a fucker. He spent one whole day calling her every 10 minutes and calling her new room mates bitches and cunts. He is so lucky that Iam not there because Ive had enough of his shit. He needs a good ambushing.
He's often in my city as he is a pro. skateboarder and if I see him I really dont know what I will do. He has made this vibrant amazing smart woman doubt herself and be afraid and I want to have a word with him.
Hes absolutely fucking bonkers.
I have so many grey hairs right now. But I dont want to slap nice and easy on it because if I get two inches or so cut off then I will have virgin hair for the first time since I was...14!!! Do you know what that means?!? A fresh hair slate!!
Today I became the hero of work. My hard to read boss is now in love with me. She kept saying she smelled gas, I too could smell it sometimes and I kept calling the building and saying "send someone NOW" they sent a security guy who literally sniffed around and was like "nope" and left.
So I kept calling and calling, emailing so I had records. Yesterday it came to me threatening the building with legal action and within 20 minutes someone was there. He took a look and sure enough in the furnace the vent that takes the carbon monoxide away was not connected and even though it was still pulling a good portion of the CM up and out some of it was being sucked into the air vent and into our office.
I fucking saved the whole company!!
My boss came out smiling and thanked me for putting the pressure on them and being ruthless and getting someone to believe us!
Also when I got into work today a guy who just started that worked at my old company (before the last one) left me a 20 dollar gift certificate. At first i thought it was this other guy and i was a bit freaked out but then I read it again and went over to him all smiling and thanked him and told him her really shouldnt have.
Im thinking about regifting though. I could use the gc, but I could also use it as a gift....saves me 20 bones. I dont know.
Oh and today I also found out that the only friend i still talk to from my childhood, we met in kindergarten, is related to the girl in Gilmore Girls!
Which is one of my favorite show!!
J doesnt like it and says if people talked like that he would be in jail for committing murder.
Im always like "LETS MOVE TO STARS HOLLOW!!"
Im totally going to move there and live in a crazy kooky house with Boone and Jack and Locke will be my neighbor.
You can all come too.
Its now 3 minutes after 12. Dec.23.
One more day until xmas.
weeeee!
Im going to stay drunk as per usual.
